Title: Overflow (part 4)
Author: dinojay/bluecheshirecat
Kinks: intersex!Blaine, size kink, toys, bondage, light d/s, orgasm control, squirting
A/N: And now we get to the actual prompt! Achievement!
Additional Info — Part 1 — Part 2 — Part 3
The next morning, Blaine’s hands are cuffed to the wooden frame of the bed…
Title: Overflow (part 3)
Author: dinojay/bluecheshirecat
Kinks: intersex!Blaine, size kink, toys, bondage, light d/s, orgasm control, squirting
A/N: A slightly shorter update this time, but never fear! The *good stuff* starts at the next part. Hopefully it’ll be up by later tonight/tomorrow morning~Many thanks to the ever-lovely aubreyli for helping me with Kurt and Blaine’s cat! You can see Queen Elizabeth 1 in all her glory here. If you want to follow the story, I’m trying to tag it all with “overflow ‘verse”.
Kurt eases into consciousness slowly.
“She loves me,” Blaine says, as the cat starts struggling out of his grasp in an attempt to get to Kurt. Blaine’s eyebrows twist in mock frustration. “Betrayer,” he says, as the Queen curls up in Kurt’s lap.
He sighs and starts to get out of bed. “You’ll be singing a different tune when I get you breakfast,” Blaine says to both of them. Kurt watches appreciatively as his boyfriend walks over to their dresser. He bends, showing off his naked pussy, and takes out a pair of loose sweats. He puts them on over his bare ass without underwear, and winks at Kurt when he catches his gaze.
“But don’t think you’re getting out of your promise, Mr. Hummel. I expect to be tied to that bed before the year is out,” Blaine huffs with false pretention as he starts towards the kitchen.
“Wouldn’t dream of it,” Kurt shouts back, and grins widely, his mind buzzing with anticipation.
-This fic could alternately be titled “Jay tries to write porn and ends up writing kittens and schmoop instead”.
Title: Overflow
Author: dinojay/bluecheshirecat
Kinks: intersex!Blaine, size kink, toys, bondage, light d/s, orgasm control, squirting
A/N: Thank you guys so much for all your support so far! You can read this part on the Kink Meme here.
PART 2:
He wants to wreck it.
YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING NICE TO MEEEE :))))))))) I LOVE YOU ALLLLLL <3 <3 <3
also I picked what four - yes, four - toys Kurt’s going to use on Blaine
*evil smirk*

Title: Overflow
Author: dinojay/bluecheshirecat
Kinks: intersex!Blaine, size kink, toys, bondage, light d/s, orgasm control, squirting
A/N: OKAY, I AM DOING THIS. Because there isn’t nearly enough of any of the above “kinks” in this fandom. Written for this prompt on the kink meme, and I am pretty excited for it, not gonna lie. If anyone wants to beta-read the next few parts, I’d be eternally grateful!
It doesn’t happen by accident.
Based off my own drawing because it’s kinda shitty and I feel bad for not going all the way with it.
“Alright, so we’ve got it all brushed back, now you just have to slick it back - no, you just want to do it like - wait, here, let me do it -“
Blaine dipped his two fingers into the jar of gel and rubbed his hands together, spreading out the thick gel. He looked up at Mike, furrowing his eyebrows. “You gotta lean down, man.”
Mike leaned his head down, presenting his recently-washed hair to his friend in an awkward bow. Blaine pushed his hands through his friend’s hair, slicking it broadly towards the back. He stopped once or twice to re-gel his hands, before stepping back and drying them on a nearby towel. He grabbed the jar of pomade from its spot in front of the hairdryer, satisfied that it was warm enough.
“Hm,” Blaine said, looking up at Mike, apparently estimating how awkward it would be to style his friend’s hair from below eye-level. He hopped up to sit on the counter of the sink instead and opened the jar. “Alright, come here, I’ll style it for you this time. It’s not that difficult, you just have to figure out how to use the comb the right way. I tend to use a lot, so…I’ll try not to overdo it on you, okay?”
“Sure, man,” Mike said, and stood between the v of Blaine’s knees while the other boy combed his hair back, then parted and smoothed it. He was working on a little pompadour, brushing up and over and back again and again to get it perfect. Mike hummed along to the sound of Yeasayer coming quietly from ipod speakers. Blaine could hear the tilting laugh of Kurt from the next room, talking over Vogue with Tina. It was quiet, comfortable.
“Alright, that should be good! Just a bit more on top-“
Mike looked at the mirror, uncertain. “I don’t know about this, Blaine….” He reached up, fingers almost touching the small pomp that Blaine had spent so long on. Blaine slapped his hands away, lightly.
“Nuh uh! No touching the ‘do! If I had to do this, so do you,” Blaine said, gesturing with his sticky hands to his own hair, spiked and fluffy. It was already starting to curl slightly in the back. “Don’t worry, man. It’s gonna look rad.”
He spent a few more minutes there, moving his head in time to the music and finishing his work. He wiped his hands on the towel again, and looked back to smile at Mike in the mirror.
“There. Now let’s go see your girlfriend.”
Title: Hardly a Burden
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: cisgirl!Kurt/cisgirl!Blaine/Tina
Kinks: oral, squirting, toys, threesome
Summary: Tina wants to learn how to squirt; Kate and Blaine help. My first time actually sitting down, writing, and posting smut fic, so that’s something? Written for the kinkmeme prompt here.
“Ohhhhhh my God.”
Oh, and, um. I kind of wrote this last night?
Title: Hardly a Burden
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: cisgirl!Kurt/cisgirl!Blaine/Tina
Kinks: oral, squirting, toys, threesome
Summary: Tina wants to learn how to squirt; Kate and Blaine help. My first time actually sitting down, writing, and posting smut fic, so that’s something? Written for the kinkmeme prompt here.
“Ohhhhhh my God.”

Yeah, this turned into fic. It’s that kind of night.
Blaine tried to keep himself busy. He had dropped Kurt and his dad off at the airport that morning with about a bajillion bags full of clothes. He wanted to go in past the gate with him, but couldn’t, because he had to get to school. Instead, while Burt was outside the car starting to get the bags out, he leaned over and kissed Kurt and just held him for a minute or two. And Kurt held him right back. Eventually they got out to finish helping Burt, and Blaine hugged both of them again, and it was obvious that both him and Kurt were doing their absolute best not to cry. He couldn’t stop himself from crying on the way back to school, though, and he was late to first period because he was trying to fix the red rings under his eyes and failing.
He tried to keep himself distracted that day from the fact that Kurt was off in the city without him, but it was impossible. Kurt kept texting him every few minutes, with just landed! and This taxi might kill me before I even begin college; please write a lovely eulogy? and BLAINE THIS IS THE SMALLEST APARTMENT BUT IT’S OURS!!!
But the thing is, it isn’t “ours”. It’s theirs, Kurt and Rachel’s, and Blaine can’t help but bite his lip at the jealousy that seizes up in his lungs.
Yes, I am still writing this! My life is just getting away from me a little, so it’s taking a while - it’s already about 1700 words and they haven’t gotten to smoking yet, haha. So here, have a snippet in the meantime:
Blaine is suddenly aware that there are people around him. Tina jokingly starts dancing all-up-on-him, and who is Blaine to ignore her? So he leans his head back onto her shoulder and jokingly shakes his ass at her. Tina (being Tina) giggles breathily into his ear, grabs him by the waist and grinds her hips up into him.
They’re about the same height, so Tina’s hips actually connect with his ass – unlike Rachel, who’s attempting to do the same with Kurt across from him. She’s standing on her tip-toes, but even then she’s really only grinding jerkily with the back of Kurt’s thighs. Kurt throws his head back laughing, neck arching beautifully, before turning around to hug her, both of them smiling widely.
“Miss Cohen-Chang, are you flirtin’ with my man?” Kurt asks, turning towards them and smirking.
“Only because I want to get your attention, she says. “It’s been way too long since we’ve danced together, and I know using your boyfriend here is the best way to catch your eye.” She mimes intense club dancing, fist pumping with one hand and pushing at Blaine’s lower back with the other, making him present his ass more obviously.
“I don’t know Kurt, she does have some moves…” Blaine teases, and follows Tina’s pressing hand, laughing. The two of them continue ‘dirty dancing’ for a minute while Kurt observes, amused, and Blaine can hear Santana whooping “Get it, Chang!” in the background.
“Alright, you’ve taken enough advantage of him, I’m cutting in.”
So I was thinking about the possibility of Blaine being retconned in order to be in Season 4, and was trying to come up with a backstory for how. It came out a lot sadder than I intended. (Fair Warning: triggers for homophobia, fairly severe beating, general sadness). (And another warning? I don’t usually write fic. And I wrote this one in under an hour. There isn’t even cute art in this to help balance it out, sorry guys.)
Blaine Anderson was born at midnight on August 23rd, 1994. This put him squarely in between Virgo and Leo - which, though he pretended to not hold much stock in astrology, made some kind of sense to him in those secluded moments when he was trying not to think about anything harsher.

after the war, perhaps.
If I could spend a few weeks or months to write an AU, I would make a Glee/Temeraire one in a heartbeat - particularly if it centered around Klaine. Kurt is a French ex-national with a Fleur-de-Nuit (McQueen) who absconded to Britain once the forces started bullying him and his dragon around (but boy do they regret it now, having lost one of their best Nuits!). Blaine is a lifer in the Brit Dragon Corps; he and his Yellow Reaper Pavarotti, are the leaders of a small reconnaissance formation called the Warblers. Blaine is assigned to help Kurt assimilate (and make sure he doesn’t break info to the French). Their formation gradually becomes a nighttime recon formation with Kurt and Blaine as their heads, and together they’re just basically the HBICs <3 <3 <3
I might end up writing fic for this? I will probs end up writing fic for this. Temeraire AUs are like my weakness.
EDIT: OH AND ANYONE WHO HASN’T READ TEMERAIRE, YOU NEED TO, IT IS A DRAGON!NAPOLEONIC WAR AU THAT IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS ON THIS EARTH, YOU SHOULD ALL READ IT, ALL OF YOU. ALL. OF. YOU.