Glee Fic: These Backs Are Made For Stabbing

missgoalie75:

Title: These Backs Are Made For Stabbing
Characters/Pairings: Blaine, Santana, Brittany, Sebastian; Kurt/Blaine (alluded), Santana/Brittany
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~2,600
Spoilers/Warnings: through 3x11; language
Disclaimer: The title is a song by Hit the Lights.
Summary: Santana and Brittany visit Blaine at his house.
A/N: Thank you to xsaturated for being a lovely beta and to slayerkitty for reassuring me when I was insecure.

These Backs Are Made For Stabbing

dinojay:

THE FUNNIEST THING ON BLAINE’S BOOKSHELF.

OKAY, so I’ve been looking through Blaine’s bookshelf as a little break from thesis-ing, and this is by far my favorite thing. (Sorry the photo quality is bad; it’s a lot clearer in the HD version I’ve been unable to screencap as of yet.) This is a book called “What If…You Broke All The Rules”, which is apparently a choose your own adventure book for young teenage girls, (please go back and read that sentence again, because this is priceless.) Here’s the description off Barnes and Noble’s website: 

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In What If… You Broke All the Rules, Haley will turn 16 on Valentine’s Day. But there won’t be any big parties or celebrations to mark the occasion—her parents are so distracted by their own lives that they forget her birthday. Haley’s dad is absorbed in finishing his documentary, and Haley’s mom is spending waaaay too much time with a former coworker from San Francisco. With Perry and Joan preoccupied, Haley will suddenly find herself in a world without rules. Will Haley turn into a wild child or do the responsible thing? And how will Haley choose to spend her spring break—with a trip to Paris with Sasha, to Sebastian’s hometown of Seville, making a movie in New Jersey with Irene, or in the Hamptons with Coco, Whitney, and their crew? It’s up to you to choose Haley’s destiny!

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Basically it’s about a teenage girl whose parents are constantly out of town who has to choose which boy she’s going to end up spending Spring Break with. I feel like this says a lot about Blaine as a person, and all of it is hilarious.

And this is on Blaine’s bookshelf, sitting meekly underneath books like “Official and Confidential: The Secret Life of J.Edgar Hoover”, and an intimidating-looking book on American Theater, and a large white book that has illustrations all over the spine that I’m sure I’ve seen somewhere (I think it’s a history book). AND IT’S A “CHOOSE YOUR OWN DESTINY” BOOK. Dear god, I fucking love the set dressers for this show. 

NOW THAT FANDOM IS STARTING TO SEE THIS AND HOW WONDERFUL IT IS, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE ME FIC ABOUT THIS, PLEASE, BECAUSE I CAN’T

THE FUNNIEST THING ON BLAINE’S BOOKSHELF.

OKAY, so I’ve been looking through Blaine’s bookshelf as a little break from thesis-ing, and this is by far my favorite thing. (Sorry the photo quality is bad; it’s a lot clearer in the HD version I’ve been unable to screencap as of yet.) This is a book called “What If…You Broke All The Rules”, which is apparently a choose your own adventure book for young teenage girls, (please go back and read that sentence again, because this is priceless.) Here’s the description off Barnes and Noble’s website: 

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In What If… You Broke All the Rules, Haley will turn 16 on Valentine’s Day. But there won’t be any big parties or celebrations to mark the occasion—her parents are so distracted by their own lives that they forget her birthday. Haley’s dad is absorbed in finishing his documentary, and Haley’s mom is spending waaaay too much time with a former coworker from San Francisco. With Perry and Joan preoccupied, Haley will suddenly find herself in a world without rules. Will Haley turn into a wild child or do the responsible thing? And how will Haley choose to spend her spring break—with a trip to Paris with Sasha, to Sebastian’s hometown of Seville, making a movie in New Jersey with Irene, or in the Hamptons with Coco, Whitney, and their crew? It’s up to you to choose Haley’s destiny!

_____________________

Basically it’s about a teenage girl whose parents are constantly out of town who has to choose which boy she’s going to end up spending Spring Break with. I feel like this says a lot about Blaine as a person, and all of it is hilarious.

And this is on Blaine’s bookshelf, sitting meekly underneath books like “Official and Confidential: The Secret Life of J.Edgar Hoover”, and an intimidating-looking book on American Theater, and a large white book that has illustrations all over the spine that I’m sure I’ve seen somewhere (I think it’s a history book). AND IT’S A “CHOOSE YOUR OWN DESTINY” BOOK. Dear god, I fucking love the set dressers for this show. 

Can I just say that Blaine’s sassy “Bitch what did you do” faces just made that Lima Bean scene for me…because it’s like SUDDEN REALIZATION THAT SEBASTIAN IS A VILLAIN AND NOT JUST A CREEPER. 

Also: Glee, are all of your fucking lights broken or something? I feel like I’m swimming in darkness here. Here’s what that same screenshot looked like pre-brightening, for comparison: 

Interview with Grant in The Hollywood reporter

myfeetlitup:

Who has the right to be “Bad”? That’s what New Directions and the Warblers will be facing off over Tuesday when Fox’s Glee pays tribute to Michael Jackson with an hour dedicated to songs from the late King of Pop’s catalog.

Led by Dalton Academy’s newest Warbler Sebastian (Grant Gustin), the dueling glee clubs will go head-to-head when both schools want to perform a Jackson song at Regionals, re-creating the video for “Bad,” and covering “Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’,” “I Want You Back,” “Scream” and “Smooth Criminal.”

Gustin tells The Hollywood Reporter that Sebastian will ditch the charming attitude and “take a turn for the mean” as he works hard to ensure the Warblers win the right to feature Jackson.

“It becomes everyone versus Sebastian,” Gustin says. “Everyone turns on him by the end of the episode, including the Warblers.”

After rebuffing Sebastian’s romantic advances, Blaine (Darren Criss) will become a target for the former flirt, who takes things a bit too far and winds up making an enemy out of Santana (Naya Rivera) in the process.

“Sebastian is more offensive in this episode and I say some things to Santana at the beginning of the episode,” he says. “She’s pissed at what Sebastian has done to one of her friends — the slushie to Blaine — and there’s a little extra there and Blaine has to go to the hospital.”

Sebastian and Santana will have their confrontation via Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal,” a number which Gustin says the duo were allowed to improvise a bit with after choreographer Zach Woodlee gave them a pattern to guide the song. “From there, we got to do what we wanted with the number, it was my most fu n day filming so far,” he says.

Elsewhere in the episode, the Warblers will perform their biggest number yet when they cover “I Want You Back,” a routine Gustin says features more dancing than the guys have ever done that will take place at Dalton with a pair of New Directions members in attendance. He notes the Warblers aren’t trying to lure Blaine back but instead more of a “look how good we are” performance.

Meanwhile, look for Gustin to guest star Sunday on CBS’ CSI: Miami 10 p.m., where he’ll play twins. As for when he’ll return to Glee, the young actor is unsure but optimistic that Sebastian could be back for Regionals.

Watch Criss and company perform “Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ ” from Tuesday’s Glee Michael Jackson tribute below.

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1. Lol spoiler alert much GG?
2. lol@ Sebastian was never charming
3. yay the Warblers have Blaine’s back ;_______________;
4. BLAINTANA OH MY GOD HYPERVENTILATING MY CREYS
5. HOSPITAL THO DDDDD:

Oh my GOD I am so excited for this episode words cannot express

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Also the confirmation that Blaine does in fact get hurt and has to go to the hospital is actually satisfying, because I was afraid they were going to say that being slushied was his “painful accident” and um no

also, BLAINTANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

daxterdd:

agleefulpotterhead:

Wanna Be Startin Somethin- Glee Cast.

Including Chris Colfer hip thrusting and Darren Criss crotch grabbing.

OKAY, THAT WAS REALLY FUCKING HOT

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blaineerections answered your question: fuck you glee. why would you do this? why??????

I can’t even feel mad, because lol fucking glee. I was so excited, why did I let myself get excited!?

I know, right? What was I thinking, getting my hopes up about Kurt singing to Blaine, especially after it was confirmed that Kurt was singing two songs, and that he would be leading on Ben? My only hope is that Kurt sings the song itself during the episode, and Rachel sings the unused verse. Or, Blaine and Kurt are too busy getting their mack on and nuzzling and comforting each other to sing.

And the thing is, I’ve said multiple times that I’m already at the last straw with Glee, and the way Michael goes down might be the thing to break me of it. Michael’s been the only ep I’ve been this excited about since, like, TFT, and the way Kurt and Blaine (and hell, the rest of the characters that aren’t Finchel,) has been steadily building my rage up for months now. I’d continue watching Glee if it contained anything I found remotely interesting. But Finchel? Santana losing all agency in her coming out? Brit staying silent? Kurt losing the election? The whole sue/cooter/beiste fiasco? I’m sorry, but I’m not going to continue watching a show that’s just going to continually offend me. 

(That, and the next two episodes after Michael are starting to sound worse and worse, and I think that the Latin episode coming up next is going to be extraordinarily offensive and isn’t glee billed as a comedy? Can’t we just steal the writers of parks and rec and give them to glee and have an enjoyable show for once?) 

stripedtie:

Ben (Preview)

significantmeaning:

Also, at one point Mr. Criss was talking to a group of us and he goes “so you guys are excited for Michael right?” and it took a second and then I’m like “Glee?” and he goes “yeah, it’s a good episode, we’re so excited to see it.” And Chuck just goes “Yeah, my brother is a badass. Or Blaine is.”

Dude, the fact that Chuck and Mr. Criss think Michael is going to be a good episode where Blaine is a “badass” gives me so much hope yes

dinojay:

[Spoiler Spec. for Ep. 3x11 Michael]

Kurt: You really didn’t have to do that, love….

Blaine: I really did. And I think it got in my contacts….

[My theory: Blaine takes the slushy for Kurt, falls hard on his arm, and painfully gets dye in his contacts, and he feels like the Warblers have turned on him… and then Kurt takes care of him…my poor bb ;_______;]

Oh yeah, rebageling this for the evening crew. 

[Spoiler Spec. for Ep. 3x11 Michael]

Kurt: You really didn’t have to do that, love….

Blaine: I really did. And I think it got in my contacts….

[My theory: Blaine takes the slushy for Kurt, falls hard on his arm, and painfully gets dye in his contacts, and he feels like the Warblers have turned on him… and then Kurt takes care of him…my poor bb ;_______;]

blaineerections replied to your photo: Urgh fuckall I just can’t draw tonight.  Have…

It’s like, super cute but like sad because mah bb but ugh obligatory your art makes me happy comment

That’s exactly how I feel about the MJ ep spoilers??? Because I’m sad that Blaine gets hurt (my bb~) but I’m also kind of bitersweetly ready for all of the comforting coming from Kurt’s end? And that hopefully this episode will end the Sebastian tiff? And, I don’t even know, I’m not normally a big hurt/comfort seeker (except when I’m in an ANGST MOOD,), but I think (as long as the “hurt” portion doesn’t go TOO far), I think it could be really adorable? Because we already know Kurt goes into overdrive when taking care of other people re:Burt. And if Kurt is just showing up to Blaine’s house (when his parents aren’t home…?) for the “Ben” song then you KNOW it’s happening all the time and a;lknjbgbo;kl;few.,sdm I just need to stop before my mind gets ahead of itself. 

I’m actually feeling really good about it! Under a readmore because of all the feels. never mind i have no idea how to put a fucking readmore on a photo post someone help me

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