THE FUNNIEST THING ON BLAINE’S BOOKSHELF.
OKAY, so I’ve been looking through Blaine’s bookshelf as a little break from thesis-ing, and this is by far my favorite thing. (Sorry the photo quality is bad; it’s a lot clearer in the HD version I’ve been unable to screencap as of yet.) This is a book called “What If…You Broke All The Rules”, which is apparently a choose your own adventure book for young teenage girls, (please go back and read that sentence again, because this is priceless.) Here’s the description off Barnes and Noble’s website:
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In What If… You Broke All the Rules, Haley will turn 16 on Valentine’s Day. But there won’t be any big parties or celebrations to mark the occasion—her parents are so distracted by their own lives that they forget her birthday. Haley’s dad is absorbed in finishing his documentary, and Haley’s mom is spending waaaay too much time with a former coworker from San Francisco. With Perry and Joan preoccupied, Haley will suddenly find herself in a world without rules. Will Haley turn into a wild child or do the responsible thing? And how will Haley choose to spend her spring break—with a trip to Paris with Sasha, to Sebastian’s hometown of Seville, making a movie in New Jersey with Irene, or in the Hamptons with Coco, Whitney, and their crew? It’s up to you to choose Haley’s destiny!
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Basically it’s about a teenage girl whose parents are constantly out of town who has to choose which boy she’s going to end up spending Spring Break with. I feel like this says a lot about Blaine as a person, and all of it is hilarious.
And this is on Blaine’s bookshelf, sitting meekly underneath books like “Official and Confidential: The Secret Life of J.Edgar Hoover”, and an intimidating-looking book on American Theater, and a large white book that has illustrations all over the spine that I’m sure I’ve seen somewhere (I think it’s a history book). AND IT’S A “CHOOSE YOUR OWN DESTINY” BOOK. Dear god, I fucking love the set dressers for this show.
NOW THAT FANDOM IS STARTING TO SEE THIS AND HOW WONDERFUL IT IS, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE ME FIC ABOUT THIS, PLEASE, BECAUSE I CAN’T
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#blaine anderson #michael #csi:tumblr #blaine anderson is a teenage boy who enjoys really cheesy choose your own destiny novels and your argument is invalid #my night has just been made #what does kurt think about this? #blaine's room #michael #episode 3x11
THE FUNNIEST THING ON BLAINE’S BOOKSHELF.
OKAY, so I’ve been looking through Blaine’s bookshelf as a little break from thesis-ing, and this is by far my favorite thing. (Sorry the photo quality is bad; it’s a lot clearer in the HD version I’ve been unable to screencap as of yet.) This is a book called “What If…You Broke All The Rules”, which is apparently a choose your own adventure book for young teenage girls, (please go back and read that sentence again, because this is priceless.) Here’s the description off Barnes and Noble’s website:
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In What If… You Broke All the Rules, Haley will turn 16 on Valentine’s Day. But there won’t be any big parties or celebrations to mark the occasion—her parents are so distracted by their own lives that they forget her birthday. Haley’s dad is absorbed in finishing his documentary, and Haley’s mom is spending waaaay too much time with a former coworker from San Francisco. With Perry and Joan preoccupied, Haley will suddenly find herself in a world without rules. Will Haley turn into a wild child or do the responsible thing? And how will Haley choose to spend her spring break—with a trip to Paris with Sasha, to Sebastian’s hometown of Seville, making a movie in New Jersey with Irene, or in the Hamptons with Coco, Whitney, and their crew? It’s up to you to choose Haley’s destiny!
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Basically it’s about a teenage girl whose parents are constantly out of town who has to choose which boy she’s going to end up spending Spring Break with. I feel like this says a lot about Blaine as a person, and all of it is hilarious.
And this is on Blaine’s bookshelf, sitting meekly underneath books like “Official and Confidential: The Secret Life of J.Edgar Hoover”, and an intimidating-looking book on American Theater, and a large white book that has illustrations all over the spine that I’m sure I’ve seen somewhere (I think it’s a history book). AND IT’S A “CHOOSE YOUR OWN DESTINY” BOOK. Dear god, I fucking love the set dressers for this show.
jim jams
okay i’m sorry but blaine i’m legit laughing right now
the eyepatch will be tragic and will make me cry during the actual scene, and I KNOW that int the context of the episode there will be nothing funny about it
but oh my god right now without context it looks hysterical because it’s a legit pirate eyepatch and blaine’s hair is still gelled despite being IN BED POST-SURGERY and i am so excited for this episode words can’t express
Interview with Grant in The Hollywood reporter
Who has the right to be “Bad”? That’s what New Directions and the Warblers will be facing off over Tuesday when Fox’s Glee pays tribute to Michael Jackson with an hour dedicated to songs from the late King of Pop’s catalog.
Led by Dalton Academy’s newest Warbler Sebastian (Grant Gustin), the dueling glee clubs will go head-to-head when both schools want to perform a Jackson song at Regionals, re-creating the video for “Bad,” and covering “Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’,” “I Want You Back,” “Scream” and “Smooth Criminal.”
Gustin tells The Hollywood Reporter that Sebastian will ditch the charming attitude and “take a turn for the mean” as he works hard to ensure the Warblers win the right to feature Jackson.
“It becomes everyone versus Sebastian,” Gustin says. “Everyone turns on him by the end of the episode, including the Warblers.”
After rebuffing Sebastian’s romantic advances, Blaine (Darren Criss) will become a target for the former flirt, who takes things a bit too far and winds up making an enemy out of Santana (Naya Rivera) in the process.
“Sebastian is more offensive in this episode and I say some things to Santana at the beginning of the episode,” he says. “She’s pissed at what Sebastian has done to one of her friends — the slushie to Blaine — and there’s a little extra there and Blaine has to go to the hospital.”
Sebastian and Santana will have their confrontation via Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal,” a number which Gustin says the duo were allowed to improvise a bit with after choreographer Zach Woodlee gave them a pattern to guide the song. “From there, we got to do what we wanted with the number, it was my most fu n day filming so far,” he says.
Elsewhere in the episode, the Warblers will perform their biggest number yet when they cover “I Want You Back,” a routine Gustin says features more dancing than the guys have ever done that will take place at Dalton with a pair of New Directions members in attendance. He notes the Warblers aren’t trying to lure Blaine back but instead more of a “look how good we are” performance.
Meanwhile, look for Gustin to guest star Sunday on CBS’ CSI: Miami 10 p.m., where he’ll play twins. As for when he’ll return to Glee, the young actor is unsure but optimistic that Sebastian could be back for Regionals.
Watch Criss and company perform “Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ ” from Tuesday’s Glee Michael Jackson tribute below.
- Lol spoiler alert much GG?
- lol@ Sebastian was never charming
- yay the Warblers have Blaine’s back ;_______________;
- BLAINTANA OH MY GOD HYPERVENTILATING MY CREYS
- HOSPITAL THO DDDDD:
Oh my GOD I am so excited for this episode words cannot express
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Also the confirmation that Blaine does in fact get hurt and has to go to the hospital is actually satisfying, because I was afraid they were going to say that being slushied was his “painful accident” and um no
also, BLAINTANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanna Be Startin Somethin- Glee Cast.
Including Chris Colfer hip thrusting and Darren Criss crotch grabbing.
OKAY, THAT WAS REALLY FUCKING HOT
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[Spoiler Spec. for Ep. 3x11 Michael]
Kurt: You really didn’t have to do that, love….
Blaine: I really did. And I think it got in my contacts….
[My theory: Blaine takes the slushy for Kurt, falls hard on his arm, and painfully gets dye in his contacts, and he feels like the Warblers have turned on him… and then Kurt takes care of him…my poor bb ;_______;]
Oh yeah, rebageling this for the evening crew.
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#blaine anderson #michael #episode 3x11 #klaine art #spoiler speculation #glee spoilers #my art #drawings #this was supposed to be a warm up sketch and then decided to keep going oops #klaine #ugh this episode is going to make me SOB i can tell #dinojay
[Spoiler Spec. for Ep. 3x11 Michael]
Kurt: You really didn’t have to do that, love….
Blaine: I really did. And I think it got in my contacts….
[My theory: Blaine takes the slushy for Kurt, falls hard on his arm, and painfully gets dye in his contacts, and he feels like the Warblers have turned on him… and then Kurt takes care of him…my poor bb ;_______;]
I’m seriously sadfacing right now, and I really have no legitimate reason to be. Anyone want to help me cheer up, or just talk about spoilers for Michael, or something?
New Glee Promo with clips from 3.10: Yes/No and 3.11: Michael .
I recorded this on my blackberry so I’m sorry for the quality , it’s the best I can do . This is just temporary as I find the good HD link .
Enjoy :)
IT’S CHRISTMAS
I WANT IT NOW!
blaineerections replied to your photo: Urgh fuckall I just can’t draw tonight. Have…
It’s like, super cute but like sad because mah bb but ugh obligatory your art makes me happy comment
That’s exactly how I feel about the MJ ep spoilers??? Because I’m sad that Blaine gets hurt (my bb~) but I’m also kind of bitersweetly ready for all of the comforting coming from Kurt’s end? And that hopefully this episode will end the Sebastian tiff? And, I don’t even know, I’m not normally a big hurt/comfort seeker (except when I’m in an ANGST MOOD,), but I think (as long as the “hurt” portion doesn’t go TOO far), I think it could be really adorable? Because we already know Kurt goes into overdrive when taking care of other people re:Burt. And if Kurt is just showing up to Blaine’s house (when his parents aren’t home…?) for the “Ben” song then you KNOW it’s happening all the time and a;lknjbgbo;kl;few.,sdm I just need to stop before my mind gets ahead of itself.
Urgh fuckall I just can’t draw tonight.
Have Blainers with a broken arm and kurt with what looks like a velociraptor hand because I’m getting anxious about the MJ episode already.
I had this bad thought that “Smooth Criminal” meant Santana and Sebastian teaming up. But maybe she’s just kicking his ass ~in song~ so ND wins the right to do an MJ song at regionals. Also, it’s awful that Jenna couldn’t be given even one song.I think Jenna/Tina has reached her quota on songs this season. No more for her!
Yeah, I think that since Santana is “nice” now, they have to give her an outright asshole to snark at so we can still get the funny without her being mean to her friends.
Don’t forget Rory. ;) Actually, Puck is missing too.And Brittany (and Sugar). But those characters get plenty of focus (even Rory has sung 4 times already!), so no singing for an ep isn’t a big deal.
Tina’s epic quest for leads continues…the never ending saga
I PRAY FOR BLAINTANA. Just…please??? Between rainjoys and missgoalie’s fics, I can’t help but want it, even if canon will never be as good. Also: whatever happened to a Kurt lead for Bad…?I think because Keck said “Kurt packs a mean punch” when he was talking about the filming of Bad that we all assumed Kurt would be on lead, especially once he mentioned the leather onesie (something similar to what MJ wears in the vid).
I wish that Tina got leads more. Girl is amazing! The primary reason I’m looking forward to next season is that the pool of glee’s regular soloists will be SEVERELY depleted, leading to more Tina solos, preferably without romantic drama (I CAN DREAM, RIGHT?). I long for a Blaine+Tina duet more than anything. Especially if they did something from, like, The Hush Sound. Because the two of them, in their longstanding loving monogamous relationships, would be SO ADORABLE DUETTING TOGETHER and I want that friendship almost as much as Bike Chanderson, which is SAYING SOMETHING.
I think Kurt is still going to be a big part of that number, even if he’s not singing. I’m just kind of surprised that he’s not and…Artie is? What? That part doesn’t make sense to me. Actually, I’d LOVE to know more about what Artie’s plotline is in this ep; I’m really neutral towards him in general, but they say he has a big part in this ep…and the song list reflects that…but we’ve gotten NO hints plot-wise as to what it might be. Or how it would effect the Warbler/ND rivalry. Or how Artie would wheel himself through a fucking parking garage, RIB did you guys think this thing through???
looking to rock out
