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THE FUNNIEST THING ON BLAINE’S BOOKSHELF.

OKAY, so I’ve been looking through Blaine’s bookshelf as a little break from thesis-ing, and this is by far my favorite thing. (Sorry the photo quality is bad; it’s a lot clearer in the HD version I’ve been unable to screencap as of yet.) This is a book called “What If…You Broke All The Rules”, which is apparently a choose your own adventure book for young teenage girls, (please go back and read that sentence again, because this is priceless.) Here’s the description off Barnes and Noble’s website: 

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In What If… You Broke All the Rules, Haley will turn 16 on Valentine’s Day. But there won’t be any big parties or celebrations to mark the occasion—her parents are so distracted by their own lives that they forget her birthday. Haley’s dad is absorbed in finishing his documentary, and Haley’s mom is spending waaaay too much time with a former coworker from San Francisco. With Perry and Joan preoccupied, Haley will suddenly find herself in a world without rules. Will Haley turn into a wild child or do the responsible thing? And how will Haley choose to spend her spring break—with a trip to Paris with Sasha, to Sebastian’s hometown of Seville, making a movie in New Jersey with Irene, or in the Hamptons with Coco, Whitney, and their crew? It’s up to you to choose Haley’s destiny!

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Basically it’s about a teenage girl whose parents are constantly out of town who has to choose which boy she’s going to end up spending Spring Break with. I feel like this says a lot about Blaine as a person, and all of it is hilarious.

And this is on Blaine’s bookshelf, sitting meekly underneath books like “Official and Confidential: The Secret Life of J.Edgar Hoover”, and an intimidating-looking book on American Theater, and a large white book that has illustrations all over the spine that I’m sure I’ve seen somewhere (I think it’s a history book). AND IT’S A “CHOOSE YOUR OWN DESTINY” BOOK. Dear god, I fucking love the set dressers for this show.