December 2011
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Watchrrrowr:
OH LOOK. HAVE AT IT.
Definitely my top TV moment of 2011. Still makes me a little wobbly at the knees <3
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i am making it my ambition to not get out of bed today
this might be difficult, considering it’s new years eve.
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Why you should never drunk text a Whovian.
A friend of mine randomly got a drunk text from a stranger. She then did something that has earned my respect and awe. A transcript of her conversation follows. Some of this may be familiar to you.
Warning: VERY LONG. Also, words that I don't like have been bleeped out. Use your imagination.
[Transcript] Drunk Person: "tortyly drunk riht now. straight men everwhere."
Erykah: "Oh, thank God! I finally made contact! Listen, I need your help, but you're in great danger."
DP: "ni**a say wat?"
E: "Listen, my name's the Doctor. I'm a time traveler, or I was. I'm stuck in 1969 with my friend and I need your help to get my spaceship back."
DP: "u hav a spceshit?"
E: "Yes. It's a big blue box that says 'Police Call Box' on it."
DP: "dat doesnt sound liek a spceshp. gay."
E: "Hey! Don't diss the TARDIS!"
DP: "tarsiddd???"
E: "No. TARDIS. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. You see, I'm a Time Lord from ANOTHER planet called Gallifrey."
DP: "y u not there now?"
E: "Well...A long time ago, there was a war and all my people died except for me. I'm the last Time Lord. So I travel through time and space lending a hand wherever I can."
DP: "woahhhh. thats relly sad."
E: "Yes, it is. But now is no time to cry. You're in a lot of danger and you need to help me."
DP: "waot. how r u in 1996?"
E: "I'm in 1969. And it's really complicated."
DP: "oh."
E: "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff."
DP: "im cofussed."
E: "Well, try and keep up! Never mind the wibbly stuff. All that matters is that they've taken it! The angels have the phone box."
DP: "wut angels?"
E: "Have you ever seen like a statue of an angel? At a church or a cemetary or something?"
DP: "ya."
E: "Well, they're not angels. They're creatures from another worlds. Aliens like me, except they're very, very bad."
DP: "dat maeks sense. they alwys creepeed me out. i thought theyre jus statues tho."
E: "Good eye, you've got. But they're not. They're only statues when you're looking directly at them. Once you look away, they become deadly."
DP: "whaaa?"
E: "Listen, Lonely assassins, they were called. No-one knows where they came from. They're as old as the universe, or very nearly. They've survived this long as they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when being observed. The moment they're seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh, yes it can! Notice how they always look like they're crying in the cemetaries? They're always covering their eyes?"
DP: "dats nuts! ya, ive seen dat."
E: "There's a reason for that. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry, I am very, very sorry, it's up to you now.
DP: "but wut can i do? tis was all thrustted uopn me!"
E: "The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever. The damage they can do can switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me!"
DP: "ahhhhhh!!! im scrrd! idk wut 2 do! im srsly gon hav a pnic attck."
E: I'm afraid I can't help you any further. I'm stuck in 1969, but I think you're clever enough to think of something. FIND THE BLUE BOX AND GET IT BACK TO ME! The angels have it and you NEED to find it or it's all going to be over."
DP: "dont go doctr! help me!11211!!"
E: "They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink! Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck!"
DP: "ik! angels hng out in gravyards rite? ill check thar 1st."
E: "Wherever you feel the need to look. I have no idea because I'm trapped 42 years in the past. Wherever you do go, just remember DON'T BLINK."
DP: "omfg. holy shit. i'll find teh box and teh angels and ill text u wen i find it. goodbi doctr. uve liked changgged me life."
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Ficlet: Werewolf!Klaine, for Megan
aubreyli:
So, it turns out that Megan and I share a fondness for werewolf!Klaine. I felt that this fondness needed a little bit of indulging.
Warning for rough sex, possible shades of dub-con, and — as always — dubious writing quality.
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blaineerections:
dinojay replied to your post: Ugh, I want to talk about boobs. I keep seeing…
Dude, I could WAX POETIC ABOUT BOOBS FOR DAYS. Just…geez. How are they so attractive? And I’m just as likely to talk about cocks or eating girls out, so :/ . Sometimes tumblr just exists to sexually frustrate me.
It’s so bad tonight, gah. Like just let nuzzle and lick and suck and maybe bite a...
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Happy Holidays Dinojay!
kbholidays:
Title: Pristine and Sincere Recipient: dinojay Author/Artist: to be revealed January 3rd, 2012 Rating: NC-17 Warnings: (none really; I think ‘NC-17 for sexual content’ kind of covers it) Word Count: 8800 Summary: In New York, where everything is so much impossibly harder than Kurt ever dreamed it would be, he takes time to stop and celebrate even the smallest of things on the most...
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I'm bored, ask me Glee related questions! →
sillygleekt:
llamainadaltontie:
My askbox is now accepting:
Song or Song?
Character or Character?
Episode or Episode?
Season or Season?
Glee Club or Glee Club?
Ship or Ship?
Ooops. Sorry about the double post. I meant to edit to remove the Artie gif and ended up deleting by mistake.
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Okay so I stopped by the Al Hirschfeld theatre...
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crisscrisis:
And one of the security guys came over and talked to me.
So…here’s what I got. Dan’s amazing. He’s had over 390 shows and has never missed a performance. He does not come out and greet people between shows though.
When I told him that I didn’t know if I was going to be able to see the show with Dan but had tickets to see it with...
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Happy Holidays Diagon!
kbholidays:
Title:All I Really Want This Year For Christmas Is New Year’s Day Recipient: Diagon Author/Artist: to be revealed January 3rd, 2012 Rating: T for language. Warnings: — Word Count: 7154 Summary: The truth is, Blaine still doesn’t really like Christmas. But it’s easier to pretend with Kurt. Christmas in the Hummel and Anderson families, and what happens if you take your Christmas-shy...
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Broken Bottles Form a Star (fic rec) →
blaineandersons:
Summary: Emma Pillsbury advises Blaine Anderson on his college applications during his senior year.
Ugh this author is so good and she writes Blaine so well and this is perfect. ;_;
This is easily one of the most in-character Glee fics I’ve EVER read. Blaine is exactly how I see him, and so is Emma, and thankfully Will is at a minimum and I just feel like this is...
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HI NEW PEOPLE! Hope you’re having a good holiday :D !!!
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Porn. Shameless porn.
dinojay:
OK, so, um, I kind of wanted to goad prompt? some people into writing a certain kink. But really, ANYONE CAN TAKE UP THIS CHALLENGE, OKAY? Because…because.
So here. Have some klaine felching in the shower, full image behind the cut because some people get squicked. Yeah. ENJOY?
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Rebageling, because I post things at weird hours.
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blaineerections answered your question: OK GUYS, POLL, WHAT SHOULD I DRAW NEXT. Tiklaine…
blaintina makeouts because reasons *___*
I kind of started doodling bike makeouts earlier??? and then my hand got ugh and stopped wanting to work correctly but HEY THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING.
Basically I think I’m going to make a two-part photoset with Blaine being a slut for kisses, AS...
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Porn. Shameless porn.
OK, so, um, I kind of wanted to goad prompt? some people into writing a certain kink. But really, ANYONE CAN TAKE UP THIS CHALLENGE, OKAY? Because…because.
So here. Have some klaine felching in the shower, full image behind the cut because some people get squicked. Yeah. ENJOY?